Narcolepsy is a privilege, not a right
Oh Crepe: It seems as if, well, like, you know, it kind of, well is on the Breede River. This is embarrassing. Corrections have been made. To the post that is, not to the Breede River.
We just went Up the Creek and remarkably withheld all obvious jokes about no paddles and Breede Sharks.
A paddle is probably not really what you want when facing off an ill-tempered Breede Shark. They are stronger, larger and possibly hungrier than your silly paddle. Besides, Up the Creek is not on the Breede River, it is on the River Without a Duck. Getting yourself a duck would be more appropriate. Besides, Up the Creek is not on the River Without a Duck. Getting yourself a duck would be inappropriate no matter haw badly I cock this post up.
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