Occasionally I write things down.
This apart from the obvious bits and pieces that end up here burning your eyes. Occasionally I do actually write something serious or stand up and make myself heard. I’ve done it for some time and thankfully no-one has asked me to stop. No-one I’ve heard from up here anyway. Midgets.
I also wrap presents in a presentable (hur hur) fashion. No-one will ever ask you to stop doing that. Mind you, the A.P.B. is significantly more talented than I am, managing to wrap an entire wicker basket into a shape closely resembling a wicker basket. It was wicked.
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Feb
16
I have had my doubts about my Spanish progress for some time now. The A.P.B. is not helping. I suspect she is fueling my progress so that she will have someone to talk about at dinner parties.
- My glue is no longer sticky. Mi pegamento es un pegajoso no mas largo.
- My goldfish swims around and around in anticipation. Mi pescado del oro nada alrededor y alrededor en la anticipacion
- Don’t worry, we will take the snoose-moose! No se preocupe, nosotros tomara los alces del snoose!
- Word up, home boy! Palabra arriba, chico buscador!
- What’s up, doc? Que esta arriba, doctor?
- Yo yo yo, my brother! Yo de yo de yo, mi hermano! (try this one without yodelling)
- Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Usted desea volverse a mi lugar, bouncy del bouncy?
Jan
21
