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	<description>Issues dude. Issues.</description>
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		<title>Finally</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2010/07/finally/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the Nice Dog Lady finally stuck her finger in my ring. It was a joyous occasion, witnessed and overseen by an eccentric Dutch couple who insisted on taking photographs. How we laughed so. I’m not sure I can top that opening so I’ll think I’ll leave this post riiiight round about there.]]></description>
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		<title>An All-Gold Birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[36, I’m told, is an All-Gold birthday. Yes indeedy folks, the answer lies in the packaging. They 36 cram delicious mature adult tomatoes into one bottle of All-Gold. The analogy carries itself from there quite fine with one minor exception… It is my birthday and I won’t have anyone cramming any amount of tomatoes in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What we need is a good ole Cataclysm</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2010/04/390/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t remember when last I typed a blog post. Fortunately, the site does and has responded with a resounding November 7. In blue. The truth is that I have been typing furiously over the past few months, only most of the content is of a slightly more esoteric nature and bound to drive me knee [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chasing Rainbows</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2010/03/chasing-rainbows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 06:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life is full of amibiguities. There are some that say that life itself is ambiguous. Now although this may sound deep and ponderous I can say with some certainty that I have no idea what it might mean. Such ramblings are the domain of a tired mind, possibly even the product of the public schooling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contrast and Colour</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/11/contrast-and-colour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a little understood component in working with digital images that involves blending between layers. Blending dictates, essentially, how one layer interacts with or affects another layer (below it). Photoshop and its many little ugly cousins provide us with a miriad of possibilities from blending brightness to contrast to colours to plain weirdness. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mindless Link Propogation</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/10/mindless-link-propogation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t own a TV. This is partly because I secretly enjoy telling people that I don&#8217;t pay my TV license because it&#8217;s the right thing to do. It&#8217;s also partly because the internet is jammed pack full of awesomeness that I can rely on it for all my amusements, abusements and bemusements. It&#8217;s been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is multi-tasking for the Birds?</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/10/multitasking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m teaching myself to multitask. I fear I have much to learn. Amelia managed to send 30 emails, edit a spreadsheet, apply makeup, find all the crap on my iPod, make 3 phone calls and drink a Savannah in the time it took to drive from Somerset West to Blouberg. If she hadn&#8217;t pre-prepared the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Hallows Eve (Remixed)</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/10/halloween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Halloween, contrary to some belief, is not a Yanky festival. It actually has it&#8217;s origins in Celtic tradition. That&#8217;s right, it was the Irish who taught us to let our children dress up as freaks and knock on strangers&#8217; doors asking for sweeties (I live opposite a primary school, it&#8217;s normally the other way round). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tastes like chicken?</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/10/tastes-like-chicken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[...and it looks like a chicken? Well, that's settled then.
Can one, indeed, dress Mutton as Lamb? I cannot begin to think why not. The one is none other than an ovine O.A.P. [2] that's trying to stay hip (or at least with a hip-replacement). It is a tactic adopted by most cougars on the hunt for nubile, blind young men who are impervious to the smell of moth-balls. These are, for obvious reasons, in short supply, hence the need to dress down so to speak.
[...]
Soya dressed as Chicken. It doesn't roll off the tongue so well but it certainly did roll down it. It was delicious but this is not the point.]]></description>
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		<title>This Post was Instantly Gratifying</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/10/this-post-was-instantly-gratifying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[filthy Eastern ways]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somerset West is on fire. Literally, that is. This is not a town ablaze with cosmopolitan delights; burning with brazen, youthful zeal;  or even conflagrant with exotic and filthy Eastern temptations. Mind you, the Ladies of the Elsies Riviera are known to impart certain kinds of tantalising treats that should leave something burning for a [...]]]></description>
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