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	<title>Eish! &#187; Wine Labels</title>
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	<description>Issues dude. Issues.</description>
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		<title>Wine labels we need to see (Viognier)</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/04/wine-labels-vviognier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vengeful Viognier If the morning-after doesn&#8217;t leave you feeling blinded, extremely sorry or at least mildly green and furry then you need to switch your habit to Vengeful Viognier. Packed with essential polyphenols, antioxidants, flavonoids, anti-depressants, antiseptic and anesthetics &#8211; it&#8217;s practically a health food. This wine typically goes well with dishes that are best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wine labels we need to see (Merlot)</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/03/wine-labels-merlot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monkey-Boy Merlot Get Naked! Start the Revolution! This wine means Business. Monkey Business. Straw not included in sale price. If you enjoyed this wine, then why not wipe the drool with our handy wet-wipes?]]></description>
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		<title>Wine labels we need to see (White Blend)</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/03/wine-labels-white-blend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Womble White This cheeky young thing is made in the age old tradition of displaced gypsies. Best served defrosted, the Womble White is revered for its chewy texture and almost diabolical resemblance to Cleopatra&#8217;s nose.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Wine labels we need to see (Pinotage)</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/03/wine-labels-pinotage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Possibly Pinotage A modest yet unpretentious little wine, so much so that we don&#8217;t actually know what is in it. The vat was left open for a while but we&#8217;re almost positive the cat never went near it. A strong silent type, it is best enjoyed with lumps of rock salt, loud whistling and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wine labels we need to see (Barolo)</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/03/wine-labels-barolo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bottoms Up! Barolo With a bouquet like barrel-fermented botulism, this bottle should be held away from open flames and kept out of direct sunlight. Goes well with:  dodgy prawns, German cuisine involving sausages, certain cheeses, stagnant pond water, most beans, really old fruit, lark’s vomit, milk that&#8217;s been left out, a carcass with vultures on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wine labels we need to see (Shiraz)</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/03/wine-labels-shira/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shit-Faced Shiraz This flippant little number possesses an initial, almost corpulent level of chalky undertones, yet manages to finish with a witty bouquet of cardamom and tooth-paste. The syrupy aftertaste can be likened to any of the finest colas while the fleshy and flabby components form a tag team of gristled texture that will strip [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wine labels we need to see (Malbec)</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/03/wine-labels-malbec/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Modderdam Malbec A chance union of two cultivars that we know can only improve with age. However, the subtle light-green radioactive glow should decay in 20 to 100 years making it less appealing to children. Specially decaffeinated by the blistered hands of mine-workers by passing it through a hessian sack, Modderdam Malbec is the loving culmination [...]]]></description>
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