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	<title>Eish! &#187; Non-Issues</title>
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		<title>Mindless Link Propogation</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/10/mindless-link-propogation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t own a TV. This is partly because I secretly enjoy telling people that I don&#8217;t pay my TV license because it&#8217;s the right thing to do. It&#8217;s also partly because the internet is jammed pack full of awesomeness that I can rely on it for all my amusements, abusements and bemusements. It&#8217;s been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Hallows Eve (Remixed)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Halloween, contrary to some belief, is not a Yanky festival. It actually has it&#8217;s origins in Celtic tradition. That&#8217;s right, it was the Irish who taught us to let our children dress up as freaks and knock on strangers&#8217; doors asking for sweeties (I live opposite a primary school, it&#8217;s normally the other way round). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bring a Colleague to Work Day</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/10/bring-colleague-work-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and take them on a tour of the facilities. It&#8217;s the WAB [1] equivalent of ambling around with a clipboard to look important. This reminds me of a  meta-study performed on various public surveys where people on the street had to fill in personal details on a clipboard. It turned out that a higher percentage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fish</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/05/fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 07:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I prepare myself mentally&#8230; &#8230;having prepared myself physically for the arduous challenge of tackling the Fish River Canyon starting this Sunday. A wild five day jaunt without a tent or a paddle. Training has been rigorous and the regime is largely based on: waking up early forgoing (or is it forsaking) coffee-first-thing for tea-second-thing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tortoise and the Hare: Redux</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/03/the-tortoise-and-the-hare-redux/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.eish.net/2009/03/the-tortoise-and-the-hare-redux/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 06:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ephebian Philosophy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hare]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been giving some more thought to this quandary. Zeno was very clearly an under-achiever, came left with girls and suffered from premature balding. This latter point is easily shown in his theory about the hair that never quite makes its destination. None of this explains the tortoise though and how it fits in to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s in a name (apart from a silent P)?</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/02/whats-in-a-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[babies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#60;Insert Name Here&#62; has a name inserted. It is quite a seemingly difficult task choosing a name for your first born child but the Parental Units have made a decision. &#60;Sienna&#62; Or, given modern spellings, the options could range from: Psienna, Seehenna, Psyena, Seyena, Ciena, Siennah, etc. They did not specify the spelling and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Bullet-Point</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/02/the-real-bullet-point/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Occasionally I write things down.

This apart from the obvious bits and pieces that end up here burning your eyes. Occasionally I do actually write something serious or stand up and make myself heard. I've done it for some time and thankfully no-one has asked me to stop. No-one I've heard from up here anyway. Midgets.]]></description>
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		<title>Narcolepsy is a privilege, not a right</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/02/narcolepsy-is-a-privilege-not-a-right/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.eish.net/2009/02/narcolepsy-is-a-privilege-not-a-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh Crepe: It seems as if, well, like, you know, it kind of, well is on the Breede River. This is embarrassing. Corrections have been made. To the post that is, not to the Breede River. We just went Up the Creek and remarkably withheld all obvious jokes about no paddles and Breede Sharks. A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome [insert name here], we hope you enjoy your stay</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/02/welcome-hope-enjoy-your-stay/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.eish.net/2009/02/welcome-hope-enjoy-your-stay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Womble gave birth yesterday.
<insert Name Here> weighs in at 3 odd kilogrammes and reaches 48cm fully expanded, a not so surprising result and I'm told that they are already getting long tweed jackets made to fit for her first winter.]]></description>
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		<title>The Tortoise and the Hare</title>
		<link>http://blog.eish.net/2009/02/the-tortoise-and-the-hare/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.eish.net/2009/02/the-tortoise-and-the-hare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaaptjop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not often intimidated by the animal kingdom. Actually, this is a blatant lie. There are many species that I that I am afraid of: dodgy Thai prawns for a start; stingrays; dogs with orange eyebrows; most snails and belligerent tortoises. It is the latter that drew my attention this weekend. As a student of [...]]]></description>
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