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Shit-Faced Shiraz

This flippant little number possesses an initial, almost corpulent level of chalky undertones, yet manages to finish with a witty bouquet of cardamom and tooth-paste. The syrupy aftertaste can be likened to any of the finest colas while the fleshy and flabby components form a tag team of gristled texture that will strip the snot from your uvula. Despite these lighter elements, the alcohol level is top-notch and we highly recommend you enjoy it plain or out of a paper bag.

Praise for Shit-Faced Shiraz:
“It’s like looking into the eye of a duck and sucking the fluids from its beak”